A suburban picture, complete with flowers

I find this picture appropriate because I think Flag Day (a day cooked by Hallmark because they needed a faux holiday between Mother's and Father's days) is coming up soon. This one falls under my professional portfolio and exemplifies just how bland certain suburbs can truly be. Sure, there's a lake but you'd have to sell your soul to live anywhere near it so you might as well silently stomp out your dream and accept your life on a boring, treeless cul-de-sac.

But, hey, look at the purty flowers.