Spears closer to sporting astro-diapers

I hate stupid celebrities. Not every celebrity is stupid but those who make national headlines and serve as distractions from the real events taking place are, rest assured, stupid. Not just stupid but something greater than stupid, possibly mouth-breathingly stupid.

While I hate even bringing up their names, some are just so brain dead that their own ignorance and attention-grabbing tactics cannot be ignored.

Desperate for some national attention, many of you already know that for pop tart Britney Spears grabbed a pair of hair clippers this past weekend and quickly gave herself the latest hairdo, concentration camp sheik. No sane woman this side of Sinead O'Connor would willingly trim off her locks "because it felt right".

This sackful of crazy needs more than just rehab. She needs detox because she is obviously partaking in more than Tracy Morgan levels of alcohol. From her sans-panties moments exiting limousines, Lincoln Continentals, clown cars, trollies and razor scooters to pulling up to a club with copious amounts of her own vomit streaming down the car door and mashed into her greasy black-dyed hair, she's a train wreck.

I know she's just pulling stunt after stunt to keep her name in the news in the wake of the shit-storm after J-list non-celeb Anna Nicole Smith's death/murder/suicide but Spears is spiraling continually closer to actually BEING Smith. This especially true after she exited rehab today after an excruciatingly long 20+ hour stint. She may well need an exorcism because I am damn sure she has some demons.