Behold, the Tsnownami

Are you SCARED yet? Well, if you are, the Weather Terrorists (formerly known as meteorologists) have won.

Regardless of the outcome, the Tsnownami™ will bear down on us and will kill all in its path. Eat the women and children first but not all of the women because that will only doom all of humanity. If I make it out alive, I'll fill you in on the details of what will certainly be a harrowing and life-changing experience. One which will be worse than usual due to the fact that we burned our furniture surviving last weekend's White Wall of Death.