Only in China (or maybe Wisconsin) would someone think of turning the nearly two tons per day of Panda droppings from a preserve containing forty Pandas into paper.
Imagine the possibilities for such a product. If you have a business associate you don't care for, write them a scathing letter on some Panda Poop Paper and at the end of the letter, let the reader know just what the paper is made of. Or if you are breaking up with your significant other who has been sleeping around, just write that farewell letter on some high-quality Panda Poop Paper. Pointless Christmas letters, Panda Poop Paper...
The possibilities are endless and it just goes to show you that yes, everything made in China is, in fact, crap.
4 comments:
Yes, but to write those letters, you have to handle the poop paper yourself.
Simple enough, latex gloves. I think most everyone has a box or five of these stashed away for just this type of emergency.
In Wisconsin, they would turn it into cheese.
Okay, that is just nasty!
I will have to contemplate just exactly which person is high enough on my sh*t list to get the poop paper!
You're very clever! :)
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