Farmers are feeding their chickens ice chips so they don't lay hard-boiled eggs...
My dad is wearing shorts...
I saw a funeral procession pull in to a Dairy Queen...
Folks are snapping up WNBA tickets to get out of the heat...
I saw two trees fighting over a dog...
Alberto Gonzales is still sweating...
I burned my hand opening my car door (true story)...
I saw a group of winos passing around a slushee...
Michael Vick moved his dogfighting indoors...
Barry Bonds tested positive for freon
My dad is wearing shorts...
I saw a funeral procession pull in to a Dairy Queen...
Folks are snapping up WNBA tickets to get out of the heat...
I saw two trees fighting over a dog...
Alberto Gonzales is still sweating...
I burned my hand opening my car door (true story)...
I saw a group of winos passing around a slushee...
Michael Vick moved his dogfighting indoors...
Barry Bonds tested positive for freon
8 comments:
I may just be confused... because... well... this makes no damned sense.
But, ya know I love it anyway.
I totally want my funeral procession to stop at the DQ. Then I'd have them put a Blizzard in my coffin.
I just the "chicken episode" on the Family Guy....thought you might be jealous...nothing to do with the hot topic, but yah know...
nice :) hot and humid here too. gonna last until at least sunday. so- i am blaming you for sending it my way :)
Not bad! It's warming up and getting humid here again-just in time for an outdoor wedding we have to attend...
They keep calling for rain here but so far its still sunny. We are in a drought. Hope we get it.
You: I saw a group of winos passing around a slushee
Me: !!!
God, you crack me up!!!! It will never be THAT hot that people buy WNBA tickets!!!
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