For a guy who doesn't have a ton of free time on his hands, I'll admit to coming up with some odd thoughts in the course of a day and today is a sort of show and tell for my thoughts.Answer at will and I'll judge the best responses. The winner receiving 5,000 points. (More on my points system at a later date)
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
If you were forced to choose between fellating a stranger's, um, er, uh, hell I'll just say it, toe or penis, which would you choose and why?
One song on repeat for eternity, "Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford or "The Macarena"?
What color would you describe yourself as?
If you were forced to choose between fellating a stranger's, um, er, uh, hell I'll just say it, toe or penis, which would you choose and why?
One song on repeat for eternity, "Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford or "The Macarena"?
What color would you describe yourself as?
6 comments:
Fruit- Darian(sp?) Large enough to knock you out if I fell on you, and if you ate me-you'd probably puke!
Toe- It only would taste bad for awhile, and never would jizz on me.
Sixteen Tons- I've only heard it a few thousand times, whereas I've heard the other song 3 million or so..
Gray- because it can be spelled two ways, and is non-commital..
I'd be a coconut because they're hard to crack. Is a coconut considered a fruit?
The toe. Not getting near anything else. :)
I'd be a banana....some women would like me.
Toe....I ain't touchin' no peckers 'cept my own
Macarena...it's actually good when I've had enough to drink
White I reckon'
I kinda like the 16 tons by Tennesse Ernie.
Oh, we've got to find you something else to do on the weekends!
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