Michael Vick minus one NFL starting quarterback position with the Atlanta Falcons plus a potential 18 month jail sentence minus his anal virginity (maybe) divided by the chance that he'll be someone's bitch in the clink multiplied by the fact that his dog fighting buddies sold him out and threw him under the bus equals pure hilarity.
This marks post number 1600 and I think that this was my first mention of "anal virginity". I will be spending the rest of the day patting myself on the back.
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Brilliant formulating! And I love the 1600th post mentioning anal virginity! Love it!
Here, let me do that for you, you'll hurt your arm!
*pat pat*
Not sure how they think of dog abusers in prison, but as an NFL star he'll probably be treated like a king.
Are you patting yourself on your lower back?
chris hawkey at renegades on saturday...
It took you 1600 posts to get to anal virginity? Really? That long?
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