More random questions answered

James asks...
How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?
Dammit, wouldn't you know I've never actually completer one without crunching through the damn thing like a beaver does to a tree. I say eleventeen.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It's a little known fact that woodchucks liking wood is a myth dating back to the mid-1700s. It was started by French fur traders who wanted fantastic and exciting tales to take back with them to their camps. Thus woodchucks chucking wood was born.

Who farted?
Not me. But Confuscious say "Man who fart in church sit in own pew".

Where's Waldo? Is he with the Beef?
Waldo died in a tragic hunting accident. An eager child circled the goofy bastard so many times that he wore through the page. As for the beef, Waldo is allergic to it.

Do I make you horny, baby?
Only when you're covered from head to toe in spicy mustard.

Snowelf asks...
What was your favorite thing to play when you were little?
I always joke about having only a stick to play with. Actually it's only partially a joke, we were a poor farm family. Other than that stick, I had a large sand "pile" and a whole host of construction toys which kept my summer days busy.

Do you like brats?
Brats as in food I do rather enjoy. Brats as in children in need of discipline, not so much.

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Hey, if you have more questions, drop them in the comments and I'll expound on them at a later date.

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