Have you ever slammed your nipple(s) in a car door? No? Well you are lucky.
No, I've never done that either but I have experienced some rather unfortunate nipple trauma in my time. The most recent memory of such an instance was a few summers ago as some of us friendly types encircled a bonfire swilling our booze. There was taunting which turned to chasing which turned to wrestling. Before I knew it, I was on the receiving end of the most severe nipple torture I had ever felt.
In short, it felt like this guy (I'll call him Adam for sake of anonymity) had placed two vise grips on my chest, held on tight and made a run for Iowa. I did not cry or scream like a little girl but I called him out for breaking some sort of nipple code. I have yet to exact my revenge on him but his time is coming.
So, what's your injury story? Did you slam your hand in a car door? Were you crushed by a pallet of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls? 'Fess up!
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On one of my very first dates with this one guy, I managed to slam my finger in his car door. I did it so hard that I actually broke it, but I tried to hide the pain and tough it out the whole date.
I won't elaborate, but let's just say groin injuries are really painful for women too.
At my age embarrassing injuries are too numerous to mention. I remember making out in a car (when I was 18 or 19) and somehow smashing my nose on the steering wheel (don't ask).It was an awkward moment for a nosebleed...
After a wedding two weeks ago we went to a hick bar to continue drinking and one of the bride's maids decided it would be great to bite one and then later my other nipple.
She said, "you know you like it," but honestly, I didn't especially after she had her mouth on this 75+ year old cowboy.
Any nipple trauma I experienced came with breastfeeding - that trumps male nipple twistng any day!
No nipple trauma, but I have:
1) Snipped my nether regions whilst doing some lady landscaping (yes, it hurt- BAD)
2)Badly bruised myself falling off of a refrigerator when I was 19
3) Bruised myself on the butter compartment of my refrigerator when I was 37
4)had to get hand surgery following an unfortunate incident involving an avocado and a paring knife
5)Ran face first into the glass door of a crowded local watering hole. I got a lovely forehead bruise and a round of applause.
6) And so on...
About a month ago we were on vacation in New York. It was my first time in the ocean and I wanted to show off my kick ass body surfing skills. All was well until I was slammed into the shore and suffered a horrific nipple sanding! It felt like someone took 24 grit sand paper to my right nipple!
Groin injuries can be devastating to women too -- stopped short on my bike once, landing crotch down on the lump in between the handlebars. I couldn't walk for 15 minutes afterwards.
Another time I was running for the bus in high school, hit a big rock and went flying, throwing all my books and papers in the air. The last thing I saw before going down was the whole bus staring (I was the last stop so it was PACKED). When I got up, my jeans had been split clear down the insides, crotch to knee. I don't remember being hurt but my ego was smarting!
I have gotten my nipple in a chip clip once. Don't ask!
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