"Celebrities" are jackasses

I hate myself for even knowing this but it was publicized today that Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant. Yep, the younger sister of Hollywood's favorite trainwreck Britney Spears done got herself knocked up. Imagine that, someone with the last name of Spears has a southern-fried bun in her cajun-style baby oven.

I am also ashamed for using the phrase "celebrities" because she is only known for "starring" in Zoey 101 on Nickelodeon which is kind of an oxymoron because everyone knows that "star" and Nickelodeon just don't belong together.

This "news", though, makes me wonder how long it will be until thousands of tweens who religiously watch what I can only assume is a steamy pile of horse crap follow in her jackassery and get themselves knocked up as well.