Is God real?

The short answer is maybe, no, likely or yes. But if I left it at the short answer you'd already be done reading so I'll expound.

If you've ever had a near-death experience, you'll probably say yes because maybe you saw "the white light". Or maybe following that near-death experience you were just under a very bright light. Whatever the case, nobody will ever agree on whether or not God is real although fans of a certain Kevin Smith movie will argue that it is Alanis Morissette. Whatever.

The point here is that I have irrefutable proof that God is simply a myth made up to explain the unexplainable in the world.

Think about all the things in today's world that if God were real wouldn't be allowed to exist under his (or her) mighty hand. There would be no war, no televangelists begging for money and no sitcom spinoffs. Bigotry, racism and sexism wouldn't exist and neighter would Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell or Carrot Top.

Honeybees wouldn't be dying off at an alarming rate. M. Night Shymalan's movies would never make it to theatres. Hell, they'd never even make it to production.

Is that proof enough or do you need more? (Is meant to be comedic or not? You decide.)

Nope, MinnPics hasn't discovered any photos of God but some of the stunning photos showcased there may make you say "Oh my God!" aloud.