My likes and dislikes

People always walk up to me and ask, out of the blue, what are some of your likes and dislikes.

Well, in my never-ending effort of being a kinder and more open person, I will go ahead and clue y'all in on some of those very items.

First, the likes...
Tapioca pudding
cheap shoes sans puffy tongues
a mid-week day off
perfectly salted warm yellow corn tortilla chips
tacos
Mary Lucia
post-it notes
Coca-Cola

Now, the dislikes
'reality' shows
24-hour cable news channels
cold water found in dirty pans
Sean Hannity
golf on TV
tennis on TV
asshole teenagers
Wal-Mart

What are some of your likes or dislikes? Do tell, this curious guy wants to know and so does the rest of the modern world.