Is Dick Enrico a mobster?

Dear Dick Enrico,

Your commercials annoy me. You sell exercise equipment yet you appear to be at the same fitness level of some sort of alien with no muscle tone. The message I receive from your poorly produced commercials leads me to believe that the exercise equipment you sell, either new or used, will actually make me fatter. Maybe the machines pushed in your stores contain some sort of calorie vaporizer that actually makes you inhale freshly created calories while you breathe heavily as you pound out the minutes on your elliptical trainer.

Over and over your customers agonize, questioning why they are still portly and becoming more and more egg-shaped.

I am not alone in wondering why you, Dick Enrico, a fellow Minnesotan, look a bit like a mobster pushing treadmills and exercise bikes. Answer me this sir, are you dieting? Do you plan on portraying a healthy appearance as the face of your company selling exercise equipment? Is that thick, rich, black pile of hair yours? Do you use Just For Men to color it? If the hair is natural, I apologize but I await your answer.

Thanks for your time Bro,

Sornie

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