1. I can't bring myself to buy hamburger in those ridiculous 1 lb. tubes. Hamburger, or ground beef to you uppity bastards, shall be sold on styrofoam trays wrapped in plastic.
2. Driving with two hands is for bingo hall grannies and nervous teenagers. My driving hand can be spotted anywhere between the hours of 11 and 8. Even careening down an ice-coated two lane highway in whiteout conditions warrants just one hand on the faux leather coated steering disc.
3. I prefer Gardettos over Chex Mix.
4. I could sussist for weeks at a time on nothing but tacos, pizza and bananas.
5. My shoes needed to be retired a year ago.
6. I have never charged anyone the hourly rate I quote them.
7. My desk at the office scares me with its constant state of disorder.
8. The lowest hourly wage I ever earned was a paltry $4.25.
9 comments:
Being older than you, I remember $1.25 an hour was minimum wage! Of course a gallon of gas was .25 cents
Never charged anyone the hourly rate you quoted them for what again? Is there something more about you we should know?
A bit of digging in these parts, Jeff, will tell you what the hourly rate is for but I will rule out one option, I am not a Man Whore.
Random thing about me...I am obsessed with body wash...if I took a shower three times a day, I would still never go through all the body wash I own.
It's a true illness.
I too am a one-handed driver...but that's mostly because I am smoking ot eating or chatting at the same time.
taco, pizza, and bananas? Is this implying that you could go without tapioca pudding cups?
I was just noticing I barely even hold my steering wheel this moring...
I apparently have learned to drive with the force or I just have an awesome alignment.
Gardettos are WAY better than Chex Mix. I love the little melba toasts.
Nummy.
--snow
I totally agree with #1! I gotta see what I'm buying.
"The lowest hourly wage I ever earned was a paltry $4.25."
$0.50 an hour my first job. Pitching Bovine refuse in a redistribution container.
"I have never charged anyone the hourly rate I quote them."
Please say "for honest
work I did." Please?:)
"ground beef to you uppity bastards"
Hamburg is Made like hot dogs, only not so much quality control. Ground Beef is, well........
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