Face it. Sanka brand coffee is shit. I know this and I don't even drink coffee. I know this because my mom, for twenty-plus years, has kept a jar of this abomination in her basement freezer just in case her brother comes-a-visiting. It's been the same jar the entire time and he's never once complained.
Well, in these times wehre every company is diversifying its product lineup, the owners of Sanka decided that catering only to drop-in brothers isn't the only ticket. Why not bus station skanks? What about broken-down celebutards passed out behind dumpsters? We all know that these are two demographics which have much in the way of expendable funds.
Behold, Skanka coffee. Because even skanks, whores, trollips and sluts need their caffeine fix.
8 comments:
These ads remind me of Mad Magazine... :)
sanka is the poopie coffee.. feeling a bit...er... Stuffed up?
Grab a Sanka, and you are GOOD to GO!
...gross..
Hey, if I'm at the same level as Mad Magazine, I'm cool with that.
Yucky! That's all I can say.
Sanka was like the first decaf, and it wasn't very good!
Sanka is wrong on so many different levels...
I used to eat sanka when I was a kid. But then again I ate dirt too.
I love the bikini butt at the top. That is hilarious.
OMG... seriously? This has to be a spoof, right?
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