When city cock just won't cut it, there's Shedd's Spread Country Cock. The great buttery taste you've grown to love in the same convenient plastic tub. Yes, a tub of Country Cock. Because sometimes one isn't enough.
It's not just repulsive, it's also healthy because words on boxes don't lie. Cream of Mice is a cereal, it's healthy, it's a bad fucking idea. Seriously, how did they extract the cream from the mice. Is it creamed mice? Were they violently pureed in tiny food processors (mine is a 3-cup chopper) in rooms filled with the tiny screams of dying mice? Am I disturbed? Your thoughts please.Oh, there will be more bad product ideas here and there's always more photos of Minnesota moments at MinnPics every damn day.
8 comments:
I heard that country cock is bigger. We're talking about roosters, right? ;op
I don't know about this one...
my first thought looking at that was that some one some where was sitting and rubbing one out for a million mice..lol
How about Chicken Fried Mice? My sister ate some Chinese food once and found some mouse hair in her Chicken Fried Rice. She just about puked.
god you're warped....I LOVE it!!!
I had cream of mice on toast once- I found it to be a bit "gamey" and there were all sorts of little gray hairs in it.
But with a nice glass of Merlot it was delicious.
WM, a glass of Merlot is really the only way to stomach Cream of Mice. As for your question Jules, buttering a cock is up to the individual user's discretion (but I say yes, butter it up.)
I'm sorry, I don't get why this is funny. I live in Japan and eat mice every day, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day. In fact, many Japanese tell me that one reason they don't like to travel abroad is because of the poor quality of the mice in Western countries. Perhaps it's the climate, I really couldn't say. Nothing beats a nice steaming bowl of Japanese mice, though.
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