If you were parched, dying of thirst and near a pasture full of plump, full, healthy holstein dairy cattle, would you drop to your knees and go to town on those thirst-quenching udders? If the choice was surviving this way or dying a long, dry death, what would you do?
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15 comments:
Well thankfully I always carry hand sanitizer, Lysol and other germ eradicating devices. If I was that desperate I would thoroughly sanitize Mr. stinky bovine and take a drink.
Hell yeah, I would suck them dry! That sounded really dirty...I meant it in a thirst quenching way only...
I don't think the clarifier helped much.
I love cows, I can draw a wicked looking cow, I even made up a cafepress shop with my unique cow design...this was when I was in college and had time to take on such projects.
Finally, I am spreading the word...I got an EXTREMELY weird blog comment about my daughter and it freaked me out to no end. I changed my blog address, you can now find me at http://myladders.blogspot.com/
The comment came from someone called Andrew B, I don't know if he is just a random weirdo or what...
Absolutely. I think I'd try squirting it into my mouth though.
I'm squeamish about many things but had no trouble with this choice. I'd be "going to town" on those udders.
Wow, each one of these responses thus far is disturbing in its own right. However, I'd even consider some old fashioned warm, whole milk in the most dire of circumstanstances.
I'd wait and figure out where the cow was getting water from.
I'd be sucking on some cow teets!!!! And I would feel no shame in doing it, either!
Yeah so not sure what's worse dying the dry death or perhaps dying from some nasty ass un pasteurized milk.
Hmmm...wait a second has unpasteurized milk killed anyone or just given 'em the runs so bad they wanted to die.
Ok, I guess I have some research to do.
I would be on those cows like NOBODY's business!
Of course...according to the "Man vs Nature" dude...you can drink your own urine. ANY kind of milk sounds better than pee! :)
I would be on those cows like NOBODY's business!
Of course...according to the "Man vs Nature" dude...you can drink your own urine. ANY kind of milk sounds better than pee! :)
I'd be all over that moo machine like white on rice.
But I'd probably try eating grass first and see if that did the trick first.
What if I'm lactose intolerant :0
Maybe unpasteurized won't aggravate the condition, You never know until you try it.
ew.
hell yeah. I'm not going down without a fight!
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