Saturday, July 12, 2008
South Metro Twin Cities tool alert
Thursday morning on U.S. Hwy. 169 I had to make a quick lane change to avoid a true tool careening down a freeway entrance ramp. With his hair heavily moussed, this particular tool wove between cars doing approximately the speed limit with his Mercedes Benz SLK 320 on his way to something very important, I'm sure. As he passed my busted down piece of crap semi-American car, I saw his personalized license plate. It read "HUSTLA". I am sure that the parents of this jackass are so proud that their bouncing baby boy grew up to be a total tool who proclaims himself as a "HUSTLA". They're Minnesota plates, so be sure to give this manwhore a proper wave when you see him.
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Now I want to change my plate to SRSLY and ram my car into that car. I have a custom plate but I didn't intend to get one, I can assure you that, while my plate is silly, it is in no way a lame attempt to boost my ego. Wow, how insecure do you have to be that need a HUSTLA plate on a Mercedes SLK?
I am so glad to know that not all stupid drivers live in the Washington DC area!! I hate it when there is a major back-up (a daily occurence around here) and people literally drive in the median or shoulder for like a mile after the merge lane has ended, just to get around traffic. Like they are more important than the rest of us.
It looks like this 'hustla' gave you something funny to write about. semi-american car ha!
I drive by a sign for a business on 94 all the time. The name of the business is "Total Tool".
I giggle every time I see it.
hustla's just another word for a'hole anyway.
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