Sometimes a product is so ridiculous, it deserves attention just for its ridiculousness. Doc Bottom's Aspray is one of those products. The name itself is something a 42 year old guy thought up while either drunk with friends at a nasty strip club or by an 18 year old huffing paint in his basement with some loser friends. I'm actually surprised that I hadn't yet thought of the name "Doc Bottom" because my mind resides squarely in that particular area. I may have already thought of the idea of ass and "private parts" (balls/taint) deodorant because, well, when there's a problem I'm always looking for a solution.
Oh well, I think I'll stick to my Right Guard.. for now.
And I'll keep things classy with MinnPics. Killer photos from every corner of Minnesota every damn day.
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Monday, November 24, 2008
One man to blame for Denny Hecker woes
For those unfamiliar with the name Denny Hecker, he is a Twin Cities area automotive selling giant. For those who do know the Denny Hecker name, you'll recognize him from the endless commercials in which he seemed to nearly prey on those with bad credit, slow credit or no credit. He sells new cars across the Twin Cities, he sells used cars, he rents cars via Advantage Rental and I think he even, at one time, dabbled in home financing.
It sounds like this giant was diversified. Until this past week when, after blaming his company's woes on Chrysler Financial cutting off his line of credit Denny Hecker shut the doors of six Twin Cities dealerships. They weren't all Chrysler outlets but many of them were. Particularly the one in Shakopee which he purchased earlier this year.
That one I can offer up an explanation for its closure. The salesmen (okay, one salesman) sucked. My old lady and I stopped by there in September because we were looking for a more infant friendly ride. She already has a Toyota purchased from Hecker's Inver Grove store so we began our search at Denny Hecker's Shakopee Dodge.
That afternoon stop, as brief as it was, turned me off completely to at least Dodge dealers if not all Hecker dealerships.
That one particular sales guy was, well, how do I say it, he was a dick. Sure, he showed us a few models but only the purty outsides. He wouldn't even grab a set of keys to open up one of those precious Dodge vehicles to show a couple very serious about buying just what these apparently only pretty on the outside vehicles offered once the doors were swung open. How do I know if that Dodge Caliber had enough legroom? How do I know that my carefully styled hair wouldn't hit the headliner as I craned my neck while backing up? How do I know if the Caliber sounded like a damn queef when it was running?
Turns out that Denny Hecker's Shakopee Dodge wasn't the place to help me sort out my automotive purchasing options. It won't be anytime soon either as when I drove by today, the signs were dark. I know that there were many people working there who did their jobs well and they are victims of bad times but that one salesman soured me and I place the blame of a crumbling automotive sales empire squarely on that one dickish salesman's shoulderss. He's the real reason behind the failing of the Denny Hecker empire.
Car photos? On MinnPics? Hey, it could happen but you'll have to check for yourself to see.
It sounds like this giant was diversified. Until this past week when, after blaming his company's woes on Chrysler Financial cutting off his line of credit Denny Hecker shut the doors of six Twin Cities dealerships. They weren't all Chrysler outlets but many of them were. Particularly the one in Shakopee which he purchased earlier this year.
That one I can offer up an explanation for its closure. The salesmen (okay, one salesman) sucked. My old lady and I stopped by there in September because we were looking for a more infant friendly ride. She already has a Toyota purchased from Hecker's Inver Grove store so we began our search at Denny Hecker's Shakopee Dodge.
That afternoon stop, as brief as it was, turned me off completely to at least Dodge dealers if not all Hecker dealerships.
That one particular sales guy was, well, how do I say it, he was a dick. Sure, he showed us a few models but only the purty outsides. He wouldn't even grab a set of keys to open up one of those precious Dodge vehicles to show a couple very serious about buying just what these apparently only pretty on the outside vehicles offered once the doors were swung open. How do I know if that Dodge Caliber had enough legroom? How do I know that my carefully styled hair wouldn't hit the headliner as I craned my neck while backing up? How do I know if the Caliber sounded like a damn queef when it was running?
Turns out that Denny Hecker's Shakopee Dodge wasn't the place to help me sort out my automotive purchasing options. It won't be anytime soon either as when I drove by today, the signs were dark. I know that there were many people working there who did their jobs well and they are victims of bad times but that one salesman soured me and I place the blame of a crumbling automotive sales empire squarely on that one dickish salesman's shoulderss. He's the real reason behind the failing of the Denny Hecker empire.
Car photos? On MinnPics? Hey, it could happen but you'll have to check for yourself to see.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
South Metro Twin Cities tool alert
Thursday morning on U.S. Hwy. 169 I had to make a quick lane change to avoid a true tool careening down a freeway entrance ramp. With his hair heavily moussed, this particular tool wove between cars doing approximately the speed limit with his Mercedes Benz SLK 320 on his way to something very important, I'm sure. As he passed my busted down piece of crap semi-American car, I saw his personalized license plate. It read "HUSTLA". I am sure that the parents of this jackass are so proud that their bouncing baby boy grew up to be a total tool who proclaims himself as a "HUSTLA". They're Minnesota plates, so be sure to give this manwhore a proper wave when you see him.
Monday, November 05, 2007
Sorry folks
It seems as if some honest to God douchebags are hellbent on ruining blogs now (At first, it seemed to be that messageboards were their sole target). I had over 300 spam messages on older posts originating from here over the past 24 hours and while I don't actually expect them to do anything about it, I'll be spending the latter part of the week cleaning it up and because of the "adult-related" spam, word verification is back for the time being until these pay-per-spam pricks are gone.
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