Sochi problems

The winter Olympics, being held in Sochi, Russia, are full of problems. The photos prove it. Whether it's undrinkable brown water that will apparently melt your face off, weird toilet configurations in the bathrooms or the fact that the city seems to be basically filled with m ore wild dogs than people; the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi seem to be filled with problems and those Sochi problems seem to be what will define these winter Olympic games.

The flaming penis is not a drink

Everyone who is married has gotten mad at their spouse. It's human nature.

One thing that isn't human nature is to light a dude's penis on fire.

Well a crazy Russian woman who was living with her former husband after they separated did just that.

Apparently, the thing that set her off was his penchant of lounging around the house naked and swilling vodka. Hell, just because it passes in our house in Minnesota doesn't mean that your ex-wife is going to put up with that kind of crap.

The burned man stated that "it felt like a burning torch".

Really?

I would have thought that it felt like a stripper's silky unmentionables grinding you towards throwing her another twenty-spot.

Nobody would put up with that, would they? Would you ever set someone's naughty bits aflame?