Have you ever cringed at the thought of having to wipe your own ass? Does it disgust you to have your digits so close to the local sewage treatment plant? Are you unable to reach all the way back to your gaping ass crack?
If so, Comfort Wipe is for you.
Ah, where to begin?
If you need a wand to attach your toilet paper to, you have more problems than can be solved by a toilet paper holding wand. And if you're too big to reach around your own body, you probably do need to poop more but throw in some exercise too. Am I alone in finding this extremely disgusting?
Now that you're thouroughly disgusted, hop on over to MinnPics and check out the photos from across Minnesota taken by ultra-talented Minnesotans. Don't forget about the huge MinnPics first birthday week beginning July 7th. It's HUGE!
Showing posts with label disgusting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disgusting. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
The disgusting Domino's video
Every few months, we are reminded about the hazards of eating fast food. Like any restaurant, you don't get to see its preparation so one can only imagine what ends up in your favorite sandwich or where that sandwich may end up in the course of its preparation.
Then there's the matter of the degenerates preparing the food. Let's jsut say that there's a certain rung of society that is employed in fast food and it's a wonder that they can put their clothes on, much less prepare your food.
But as the mantra goes, you get what you pay for.
Now maybe you'll think twice about the Domino's promo featuring their hot and fresh toasted subs. Hey, at least at real sub shops (Subway, Quizno's, Panera) you can see what the employees are doing while preparing your sandwich.
At least the president of Domino's Pizza apologized and is taking steps against this happening again but who is he kidding? With any employee, you tend to get what you pay for and while these degenerates may have a hard time finding work after being fired from Domino's Pizza but 31-year-old Kristy Lynn Hammonds of Taylorsville and 32-year-old Michael Anthony Setzer of Conover, North Carolina will be right back at it after serving a few days in jail and paying a small fine because we all have pea-sized memories.
Check out MinnPics because the only food featured there is in photograph form and is tasty as hell because that's how we roll here in Minnesota.
Then there's the matter of the degenerates preparing the food. Let's jsut say that there's a certain rung of society that is employed in fast food and it's a wonder that they can put their clothes on, much less prepare your food.
But as the mantra goes, you get what you pay for.
Now maybe you'll think twice about the Domino's promo featuring their hot and fresh toasted subs. Hey, at least at real sub shops (Subway, Quizno's, Panera) you can see what the employees are doing while preparing your sandwich.
At least the president of Domino's Pizza apologized and is taking steps against this happening again but who is he kidding? With any employee, you tend to get what you pay for and while these degenerates may have a hard time finding work after being fired from Domino's Pizza but 31-year-old Kristy Lynn Hammonds of Taylorsville and 32-year-old Michael Anthony Setzer of Conover, North Carolina will be right back at it after serving a few days in jail and paying a small fine because we all have pea-sized memories.
Check out MinnPics because the only food featured there is in photograph form and is tasty as hell because that's how we roll here in Minnesota.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Bedbugs are a real bitch in the 'burbs
After reading a post on MPR's News Cut, I might rethink the phrase "Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite."
Bedbugs are such a tremendous problem that the EPA is holding a summit on the tiny, blood-sucking critters in Washington, DC. Hopefully we know to be wary of the cleanliness of certain motels. I tend to stay far away from the roadside variety that look like a great place to hook up with your latest Craigslist casual encounter or to dice up an enemy but even the cleanest appearing suites are sometimes infested.
Check out The Bedbug Registry and poke around some. Here's some excerpts from places in the Twin Cities reported to have bedbugs...
620 Gorman St
Shakopee, MN 55379-2609
I noticed a really ugly rash appearing on me sometime in August 2008... We also kept noticing blood and black/brown little stains on the sheet too... they are bad in third world countries which makes sense for the Hunter's Ridge Apts where we live... furniture in the garbage frequently too - of which other residents scavenge and bring back inside...
Holiday Inn Express Minneapolis Dwtn (Conv Ctr)
225 S 11th Ave, #55403
Minneapolis, MN 55415-1218
I observed a bug in my bed... had my home exterminated twice, purchased the mattress covers and am still living out of plastic bags... live in central South Dakota, so you see, even 5 or 600 miles away, word travels fast.
2525 Harriet Ave
Minneapolis, MN 55405-3456
...then he found the bugs... very gross and freaked me out... the property is owned by persaud properties and they refused to do any work to fix the problem, a real slum lord.
So that led me to ponder what the most disgusting thing is that you have ever found in an apartment or hotel room? My worst was a whole shit-ton of moth balls in the bottom of a closet. The smell never left. Thankfully I've never had bug infestations outside of two mice in a suburban Minneapolis apartment.
If creepy-crawlies are not your thing, scope out MinnPics where there's plenty of majestic wildlife, cool events and colorful places captured in amazing photographs around Minnesota.
Bedbugs are such a tremendous problem that the EPA is holding a summit on the tiny, blood-sucking critters in Washington, DC. Hopefully we know to be wary of the cleanliness of certain motels. I tend to stay far away from the roadside variety that look like a great place to hook up with your latest Craigslist casual encounter or to dice up an enemy but even the cleanest appearing suites are sometimes infested.
Check out The Bedbug Registry and poke around some. Here's some excerpts from places in the Twin Cities reported to have bedbugs...
620 Gorman St
Shakopee, MN 55379-2609
I noticed a really ugly rash appearing on me sometime in August 2008... We also kept noticing blood and black/brown little stains on the sheet too... they are bad in third world countries which makes sense for the Hunter's Ridge Apts where we live... furniture in the garbage frequently too - of which other residents scavenge and bring back inside...
Holiday Inn Express Minneapolis Dwtn (Conv Ctr)
225 S 11th Ave, #55403
Minneapolis, MN 55415-1218
I observed a bug in my bed... had my home exterminated twice, purchased the mattress covers and am still living out of plastic bags... live in central South Dakota, so you see, even 5 or 600 miles away, word travels fast.
2525 Harriet Ave
Minneapolis, MN 55405-3456
...then he found the bugs... very gross and freaked me out... the property is owned by persaud properties and they refused to do any work to fix the problem, a real slum lord.
So that led me to ponder what the most disgusting thing is that you have ever found in an apartment or hotel room? My worst was a whole shit-ton of moth balls in the bottom of a closet. The smell never left. Thankfully I've never had bug infestations outside of two mice in a suburban Minneapolis apartment.
If creepy-crawlies are not your thing, scope out MinnPics where there's plenty of majestic wildlife, cool events and colorful places captured in amazing photographs around Minnesota.
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