I'm sick of this place called Minnesota. That's why on Wednesday I'm blowing this here popsicle stand. Yes, I'm leaving on a jet plane but I DO know when I'll be back again.
As I climb aboard a jet plane at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport after the pre-boarding cavity search (sans lube) I'll finally be free (for a while) of the shackles that bind me. Oh sure, I have a budget like any thrifty mid-western traveler but at least I'll come back rested and ready.
But what does that mean for you, my faithful readers?
Well, I could write a heartfelt poem but poetry isn't my specialty. Instead, a bit of sleuthing. Take random but educated guesses where I'll be spending my week away from Minnesota. Speculate wildly about what I'll be doing. Let your imagination run wild and create the most far fetched story possible and share it. Of course accuracy is a must because as with any good game, points are at stake.
The winner, as judged by me, receives 1,500 points. Your entries will be judged on both creativity and accuracy when I return from my globe-trotting journeys.
I won't leave you hanging, though. A few hints follow to get you started on your wild guessing.
One airport I have a layover at is in Phoenix, Arizona.
I will be taking both shorts and my winter jacket.
Favorite foods at my destination include seafood and fruit.
My destination is at least one time zone away from that of Minnesota.
The rental car is probably a Hyundai.
Alright, speculate away and do your best to get those 1,500 points! See y'all on the 26th!
