Jordyn Wieber - facts or photos?

The most famous gymnast to come out of the United States Gymnastics team from the London 2012 Summer Olympics has to be Jordyn Wieber. The 17 year-old Michigan-born gymnast recently celebrated her Olympic gold medal by throwing out the first pitch of a Detroit Tigers game as the glimpse into her Twitter feed and accompanying video below shows.

Check out my pitch at the Detroit Tigers game on Wednesday! Not bad for a gymnast right? :) youtube.com/watch?v=iekjhI…
— Jordyn Wieber (@jordyn_wieber) August 27, 2012

Will we remember the 5' 2" tall Jordyn Wieber in four years when the summer Olympics take over Rio De Janeiro, Brazil? Will we care about any controversy which surrounded her during the London Olympics? Will anyone remember the facts about Jordyn Wieber (such as her weight - a mere 115 lbs.) or will it be the photos of the petite gymnast that stand the test of time? Will we remember the perky cuteness / hotness of the spunky gymnast from Michigan? Will she still have those crazy rippling abs in ten years?

Misty May Treanor on Wheaties box

American Gold Medalist Misty May Treanor has landed on the front of a Wheaties box following the beach volleyball gold medal win of her and teammate Kristi Walsh Jennings at the London Olympics but, um, where is Jennings on the box?

It turns out that the other half of the Olympic gold medal team has a deal with rival Kellogg's (Wheaties is a General Mills brand). Michael Phelps also landed a spot on his own Wheaties box but we all know that he prefers to smoke his breakfast rather than eat it. Although both options do happen to come from a bowl.

I can think of a few different options for the Misty May Treanor Wheaties photo though.

Singer Jessie J - cameltoe

While I don't understand why British "singer" Jessie J is a star in her own country, much less here in the United States, her poor fashion choices make up for her lack of talent. For no other reason than spotting camel toe in her skin-tight spandex bodysuits, Jessie J at least makes for good conversation even if it does center solely on her lack of talent and the fact that she should take a look in the mirror before she hits the stage. Her performance during the London Olympics closing ceremony, like much of her other performances, was lackluster and her nude-colored bodysuit failed to reveal any camel toe but the purple number pictured below her Olympic disaster does show her camel toe.

Jessie J's nude colored Olympic body suit revealed no camel toe

This purple catsuit does show off camel toe.

London Olympics closing ceremony

The 2012 London Olympics are officially over. With the closing ceremony -- yet to be shown here in the United States -- feeling much like a musical repeat of the 1990s, I have to say that London's big spectacle was definitely the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics. When your closing ceremony features the likes of actor Eric Idle, Noel Gallagher formerly of rock group Oasis and The Spice Girls, that says to me that the heyday of England was about 15 years ago. Talk about clinging to the past. I was half expecting a hologram of The Beatles to perform while Winston Churchill addressed the crowd. At least The Spice Girls brought with them the possibility of some form of excitement -- I'm thinking nip slip or full-on wardrobe malfunction, maybe even some sort of below-the-waist flash revealing that Victoria Beckham likes to go commando but unfortunately there was nothing more than an appearance by the manufactured girl group showing off the fact that Melanie Brown (Scary Spice if you're nasty) hasn't been doing her cardio (at least Melanie Brown's outfit gave us the possibility of Scary Spice camel toe).

The Spice Grils performing at the London Olympics closing ceremony with out nip slips, wardrobe malfunctions of gratuitous nudity.

McKayla Maroney is not impressed

Following the U.S. gymnast's sour reaction to receiving only a silver medal at the London Olympics, the "McKayla Maroney is not impressed" meme -- featuring the sour gymnast crudely photoshopped into photos which would normally impress us average humans -- looking straight-up pissed off and unimpressed. Below are some of the best "McKayla Maroney is not impressed" photos.

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by the great wall of China

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by the leaning tower of Pisa

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by her poor landing at the London Olympics

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by a double rainbow

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by Kanye West's interruption of Taylor Swift at the VMAs

Of course McKayla Maroney's Olympic teammate Jordyn Wieber is much more gracious -- especially in this bikini photo of the gymnast.

Alex Morgan in underwear - Olympics

Alex Morgan is the fresh-faced heartbreaker of the United States Women's Olympic Soccer Team. Having taken home the Olympic gold medal in the 2012 London games, I figured that it's time to show just how breathtaking U.S. soccer star Alex Morgan is once she's off the field. Check out the photo below of Alex Morgan, one of many stars from the London Olympics, looking hot in her underwear.

Alex Morgan, U.S. Women's Soccer star at the London Olympics, looking hot in some sporty underwear.

Hope Solo nipples - London Olympics soccer

Hope Solo, goaltender for the United States Women's Soccer Team, is the star of the team who is full of stars. Her impressive goaltending lead the U.S. Women's Soccer team to an Olympic gold medal versus Japan and puts yet another notch in what is becoming a dominating run for U.S. Women's Soccer on a global platform. Hope Solo, though, makes her mark in people's memories for being flat out hot. Check out the photo below of Hope Solo in her green goaltender's jersey with her nipples clearly visible.

Hope Solo, in the green jersey, poses with the rest of the U.S. Women's Soccer team prior to winning Olympic gold in London. Take note of her nipples poking through her green jersey (click to enlarge photo)

Hot swimmers - London Olympics

They spend the majority of their time in the water. These hot swimmers have some of the leanest, most toned, sexy bodies of any athletes competing in the London Summer Olympics. THe photos below serve as proof of truly how hot these Olympic swimmers are.

Denmark's Rikke Pedersen is seen here looking hot at the edge of the pool. She is currently competing at the London Olympics.

Francesca Halsall rests at the pool. THe hot blonde is currently competing at the London Olympics.

American Dana Vollmer is seen here stretching in her swimsuit prior to competition before the London Olympics.

Stream Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball Final

At 4 PM E/T today the two United States women's beach volleyball teams face off to decide who goes home with the gold medal. Of course NBC will show this match at some point tonight during its prime time coverage but the time is unknown and the outcome will already be widely known long before the NBC prime time telecast. The options to see whether Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings win or April Ross and Jennifer Kessy bring home the Gold Medal.

The best option is to head here and stream the match via the BBC. With the London Olympics having only a few days remaining, finding out the results of the live contests without being spoiled or waiting for NBC's prime time telecast is a challenge. I'd choose the BBC stream and catch the action (and all of the butts, nipples and possible camel toe) live like it is meant to be watched.

Kerri Walsh Jennings (R) and Misty May-Treanor of the U.S. compete against fellow Americans April Ross and Jennifer Kessy at 4 PM E/T for Olympic gold in London.

April Ross (L) and Jennifer Kessy of the U.S. celebrate defeating Brazil's Juliana and Larissa during their women's beach volleyball semifinal match

Sports / games that should be in the London Olympics

Plenty of viable and popular sports are recklessly omitted from the Olympic games and below is an extensive list of sports and competitions which need to be included in the next Olympic games.

Chicken
A two-person team competes against another two-person team in a swimming pool with one person in the water and the other on their teammate's shoulders, wrestling the competitor off of the other team's shoulders. The best of three bouts results in the winning team moving on to the next round of competition.

Dodgeball
It worked in a movie so why can't it work in the Olympics?

Kickball
This summertime sport is hugely popular in park and rec leagues across America so why can't it move on to the next level? It's far more accessible than non-sports like Dressage.

Trench
An aggressive sport pitting two teams against each other, dodging balls from the opposing team and working together to free their captured team members from the opposition's trench. A lot like dodgeball but with more of a battle lean to it.

Floor hockey
Again, a more accessible version of traditional ice hockey. To make it more interesting it could be played on asphalt to increase the rate of cuts, scrapes and abrasions.

Tag
It's self explanatory and it would bring a sense of childhood whimsy to the Olympics.

That's all I can think of for now but what Olympic games or sports would you include in Olympic competition if you had control? Would you add more extreme competitions or include some kick-ass playground favorites?

Synchronized swimming kiss - London Olympics

Ukrainians Daria Iushko and Kysenia Sydorenko are photographed here embracing in a kiss following their synchronized swimming performance earlier today at the London Olympics. The girl on girl kiss was not part of the routine and is not a customary greeting for Ukranians. Daria Iushko and Kysenia Sydorenko kissed each other out of joy after landing in sixth place during their synchronized swimming routine. So what? Two female athletes kissed at the Olympics? This is 2012 after all.

Ukrainians Daria Iushko and Kysenia Sydorenko are photographed here embracing in a kiss following their synchronized swimming performance

Ukrainians Daria Iushko and Kysenia Sydorenko are photographed here embracing in a kiss following their synchronized swimming performance

Ukrainians Daria Iushko and Kysenia Sydorenko are photographed here embracing in a kiss following their synchronized swimming performance

What games are in the Olympic games

With the London 2012 Summer Olympics seeming to go on forever and some sports taking place during each of the 17 days of Olympic competition, many people are asking just what games are in the Olympic games. To put it in terms of numbers, there are 26 sports and 39 disciplines.

The sports and disciplines featured in the Olympic games are as follows with the number of final competitions in parentheses:

Aquatics
    Diving (8)
    Swimming (34)
    Synchronized swimming (2)
    Water polo (2)
Archery (4)
Athletics (47)
Badminton (5)
Basketball (2)
Boxing (13)
Canoeing
    Sprint (12)
    Slalom (4)
Cycling
    BMX (2)
    Mountain biking (2)
    Road (4)
    Track (10)
Equestrian
    Dressage (2)
    Eventing (2)
    Jumping (2)
Fencing (10)
Field hockey (2)
Football (2)
Gymnastics
    Artistic (14)
    Rhythmic (2)
    Trampoline (2)
Handball (2)
Judo (14)
Modern pentathlon (2)
Rowing (14)
Sailing (10)
Shooting (15)
Table tennis (4)
Taekwondo (8)
Tennis (5)
Triathlon (2)
Volleyball
    Volleyball (2)
    Beach volleyball (2)
Weightlifting (15)
Wrestling
    Freestyle (11)
    Greco-Roman (7)

The only sports eliminated since the 2008 Beijing Olympic games are baseball and softball. So this, in a nutshell, describes what games are in the Olympic games.

Best London Olympics volleyball butts

I wish that the London 2012 Summer Olympics would go on for months. The butt, camel toe, nipple and all around hot photos coming out of England are amazing. Today's batch is a "best of" from the world of beach volleyball and there is an added bonus of some rather chesty American fans thrown in for your enjoyment.

Anna Vozakova gets a pat on the butt from fellow Russian beach volleyball player Anastasia Vasina during their match at the Summer Olympics in London

Russian Evgeniya Ukolova dives for a shot, showing off her gorgeous butt, during a volleyball match at the London Olympics

Photographers know exactly what to shoot during breaks in the play at the London Olympics as this one captures some butt thrusting moves by the official beach volleyball dancers.

Liliana Baquerizo of Spain shows off her hot butt as she is seemingly tackled by her teammate during the London Olympics and her bikini bottoms come dangerously close to revealing everything.

Liliana Baquerizo of Spain sits alongside her teammate during a beach volleyball match at the London Olympics as both women show off their sexy butts for the cameras.

Russian beach volleyball players Marketa Slukova and Kristyna Kolocova pat and grab each others butts during a match at the London Olympics

Even the fans at the London Olympics are photo worthy as these fans of Team U.S.A. prove. Just check out this trio of American women in their sports bras (particularly the breasty lady on the right)

From the fine ass of Kerri Walsh to the Russian tennis team consisting of Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko which has the hottest bodies of any Olympic team in London, the best London Olympic photos are right here. There's pole vaulter Leryn Franco of Paraguay displaying rather prominent camel toe. There is also the tantalizing nipples of Rebecca Soni. There's a never ending parade of nipples, ass, rocking bodies, cleavage, sexy butts and camel toe all updated multiple times per day.

The best faces at the London Olympics

The London Olympics feature much more than female athletes photographed with their nipples straining against their bikini tops and their camel toe on display for the world to see. There are also hundreds of photographs showing painfully contorted faces during competition. Below are the best of the best.

Linlin Deng - China - Vault: this Chinese gymnast appears to be constipated - or straining to remain standing.

Kohei Uchimura - Japan - Parallel Bars: again another gymnast appearing to be in pure agony. If gymnastics is so painful I suggest trying Dressage.

Savannah Vinsant - USA - Trampoline: Savannah Vinsant seems to be saying, with this look, that she is just as surprised as the rest of the world that jumping on a trampoline is an Olympic sport.

Maryna Kyiko - Ukraine - Trampoline: I think someone just let a really smelly Olympic-sized fart slip out based on that face.

Tom Daley - Great Britain - Diving: his face says it all, he just KNOWS that he's a second away from receiving an Olympic-sized enema.

Camel toe or cameltoe - inside the London Olympics

The two-plus weeks of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London are grueling for everyone, myself included. Each day I carefully pour through hundreds, sometimes thousands of photos from a plethora of sources in an effort to find interesting, weird, scandalous and sexy photographs of top-notch Olympic athletes. First and foremost in my search are the ever-elusive camel toe (some search for it as cameltoe, so there it is) photos.

Then comes the easier nipple photos. The majority of those come from the outdoor sports and being that London is a cooler climate, this year's Olympic games have been a goldmine for Olympic nipple photos. Lastly is the periodic showcase of hot/sexy Olympic athletes and perfect butts or hot asses.

Yes, I actually do research on these athletes -- think along the lines of Antonija Misura, Elsa Baquerizo and basically every member of the Olympic delegations from Spain, Italy and, of course, Brazil. The countries of the former Soviet Union are also a great source of hot Olympic bodies.

Check back soon for new photo galleries of hot Olympic athletes, nipples and the ever-elusive Olympic Camel Toe.

From the fine ass of Kerri Walsh to the Russian tennis team consisting of Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko which has the hottest bodies of any Olympic team in London, the best London Olympic photos are right here. There's pole vaulter Leryn Franco of Paraguay displaying rather prominent camel toe. There is also the tantalizing nipples of Rebecca Soni. There's a never ending parade of nipples, ass, rocking bodies, cleavage, sexy butts and camel toe all updated multiple times per day.

London 2012 Olympics synchronized swimming sexiness

I have no idea why synchronized swimming is an Olympic sport during the 2012 London SUmmer Olympics but it is and there is artistry, beauty and even a certain degree of sexy to be found. The women are gorgeous, fit, slender, appear to be tall and are full of energy. I'm guessing that these synchronized swimmers are using at least part of their condom allotment while staying in the London Olympic village.

Brazil's Nayara Figueira and Lara Teixeira perform their technical routine during synchronised swimming duet qualifications.

Eloise Amberger and Sarah Bombell of Australia perform their technical routine during duet qualifications.

Pamela Fischer and Anja Nyffeler (SUI) perform their technical routine during synchronised swimming duet qualifications.

Ona Carbonell Ballestero and Andreas Fuentes Fache (ESP) before performing their duet technical routine during qualifications.

From the fine ass of Kerri Walsh to the Russian tennis team consisting of Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko which has the hottest bodies of any Olympic team in London, the best London Olympic photos are right here. There's pole vaulter Leryn Franco of Paraguay displaying rather prominent camel toe. There is also the tantalizing nipples of Rebecca Soni. There's a never ending parade of nipples, ass, rocking bodies, cleavage, sexy butts and camel toe all updated multiple times per day.

Sexy butts - London Olympics volleyball

The 2012 Olympic Games have taken over London, England and that means one thing - beach volleyball. And with beach volleyball at the Olympics that means plenty of opportunities for intrepid sports photographers to unknowingly capture Olympic athletes showing off rock hard nipples, sexy butts, hot bodies and camel toe as they compete in their given Olympic sport. Check out photos below from a match between Spain and Italy.

Spain's Elsa Baquerizo McMillan (R) and Liliana Fernandez Steiner laugh after they collided while chasing after the ball and one rests on the others sexy butt.

Italy's Greta Cicolari (front) and Marta Menegatti show off their sexy butts for photographers at the London Olympics while they celebrate with fans after defeating Spain's Liliana Fernandez Steiner and Elsa Baquerizo McMillan

Spain's Elsa Baquerizo McMillan (front) dives to save the ball next to Liliana Fernandez Steiner during their women's round of 16 beach volleyball match against Italy's Greta Cicolari and Marta Menegatti at Horse Guards Parade during the London 2012 Olympic Games August 4, 2012. Just take a moment to soak up the beauty of Elsa McMillan and her hot, sexy butt.

I, for one, wish that the 2012 Olympic Games in London could continue forever because that would mean that the photos and video coming from across the pond wouldn't end either, and would be flush with nipples and camel toe. Keep checking back here as we move in to the second week of the London nipple Olympics steams along.

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

Russian hotties Maria Kirilenko and Maria Sharapova

While this latest photo gallery of sexy Russian hotties Maria Kirilenko and Maria Sharapova lacks camel toe and obvious showing of nipples, take not of the pure sexiness exuded by the two Marias. Maria Sharapova is widely known for being smoking hot but the real gem of the Russian Women's Olympic Tennis delegation is Maria Kirilenko. The fourth photo of Maria Kirilenko features a nice crotch shot that some may particularly enjoy.

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Sharapova

Olympic volleyball hottie Neslihan Darnel of Turkey

Olympic volleyball hottie Neslihan Darnel of Turkey, seen here after a win over the Republic of Korea (North Korea), celebrates during Women's Volleyball on Day 7 of the London 2012 Olympic Games at Earls Court.

Video of Olympic volleyball hottie Neslihan Darnel of Turkey



Olympic volleyball hottie Neslihan Darnel of Turkey's biography:

Birthplace & Date: 09/12/1983 - ESKISEHIR (TUR)
Age: 28
Height: 187 cm / 6'2"
Weight: 72 kg / 159 lbs
Family: She has a daughter.
Club name: Eczacibasi Sports Club, Istanbul, TUR
Coach: Lorenzo Micelli (ITA) (gsb.gov.tr, 1 May 2012)